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Vanpooper – Log #21: Rating the best (and worst) of Vancouver’s public toilets

Friday 19th, August 2016 / 13:13
By Michelle Hanley

VANCOUVER —

Metrotown

Metrotown.

Metrotown.

3 poops out of 5.

Metrotown is the coolest thing about Burnaby. It’s B.C.’s largest mall and now that they’ve finally opened a Hot Topic it is the place to be.

There are many nice bathrooms here at the mall and they do not disappoint. They are always being cleaned and are large and spacious. It is a very busy bathroom and at peak hours is usually full of loud teens Snapchatting about their new Forever 21 purchases, but that’s okay. It also has these weird garbage cans that spill trash on you when you open them so be careful!

McDonald’s Commercial Drive

McDonald's Commercial Drive.

McDonald’s Commercial Drive.

1 poop out of 5.

This particular McDonald’s location is my number one least favourite McDonald’s. It is busy and small and full of Commercial Drive crusty punks and I hate it.

There are very few bathroom options on The Drive and this one is open late so I end up here often. The bathroom suffers from overuse and is usually messy. On my most recent visit, the bathroom was completely out of toilet paper and I had to use Canadian Tire money I found in the bottom of my purse to wipe. I’m not lovin’ it.

Peaceful Restaurant

Peaceful Restaurant.

Peaceful Restaurant.

4 poops out of 5.

Peaceful is a great place to eat Chinese food! It has the best noodles in town that they hand-pull on site. Also my number one celeb crush Guy Fieri featured this place on the hit Food Network show, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

The bathrooms here are super clean! They are a bit cramped but pretty impressive. The hot water tap was dangerously hot and I would have appreciated a warning. But Guy Fieri might have pooped here so that makes Peaceful a great place to poop.

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