Man of Steel At last, Hollywood has decided to embrace the modern family dynamic with a super hero raised by two fathers. What’s more, the alien in this action movie […]

The Heat If you’re a female who can endure catcalls, physical intimidation and sexual harassment on a daily basis, you’re ready to work with male police officers. Fortunately, the lady […]

World War Z The upside to fighting a war against zombies is their Navy and Air Force are utterly pathetic. Unfortunately, the father in this horror movie has to fend […]

Trance The best way to protect art from thieves is to cover them with paintings of cigar-smoking olives in Martini glasses. Without Michael Godard images to deter them though, thieves, […]

Jack the Giant Slayer With the epithet Giant Slayer, this Jack character must sell ceiling fans for a living. Surprisingly, the giant slayer in this fantasy has chosen an unlikely […]

Beautiful Creatures To tell if witches have moved into your neighbourhood, just look for the drum circle of topless menopausal women wearing flower crowns. Or, in the case of this […]

Anna Karenina Even if you never read him, Tolstoy is good to have on your bookshelf in case you need to stop a bullet. Unfortunately, this Tolstoy drama is on […]

Taken 2 The best thing about being abducted for a second time is that your pre-existing Stockholm Syndrome will allow you to immediately bond with your captor(s). However, the subsequent […]

Total Recall (2012) The key to implanting memories is making sure your doctor embeds the remembrances of the correct sex. Thankfully, the patient receiving the treatment in this sci-fi movie […]

The Expendables 2 The worst part of being the expendable one on a team of mercenaries is they don’t even give you a gun to use. Luckily, the ensemble in […]