By Austin Taylor Waste is a problem. Around the world, beaches are dotted with beer cans and landfills grow to…
green, nada grocery
By Shane Sellar The Spy Who Dumped Me The easiest way to tell you’re dating a spy is if…
Ant-Man and the Wasp, Eighth Grade, Hotel Artemis, Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again, Sicario: Day of the Soldado, Skyscraper, Slender Man, Sorry to Bother You, The Darkest Minds, The Spy Who Dumped Me, Unfriended: Dark Web
Solo: A Star Wars Story If any other religious order had Jedi powers they’d just use them to molest…
Adrift, Ghost Stories, Heats Beat Loud, Hereditary, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Ocean’s 8, Solo: A Star Wars Story, Superfly, The First Purge, Uncle Drew, Vidiot, Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Chappaquiddick Finally, they have made a feature-length film about Harry Potter’s favourite sport. Oops, my mistake. This drama…
A Quiet Place, Chappaquiddick, I Feel Pretty, isle of dogs, Life of the Party, Overboard, Rampage, Ready Player One, Super Troopers 2, The Leisure Seeker, The Vidiot, You Were Never Really Here
Pacific Rim Uprising The reason giant robots aren’t currently in use is because scientists have yet to figure…
A Wrinkle in Time, Acrimony, Blockers, Death Wish, Gringo, I Can Only Imagine, LOVE., Pacific Rim Uprising, Simon, The Strangers: Prey at Night, Tomb Raider, Unsane, Vidiot
Game Night The best thing about game night at a friend’s house is rooting through their medicine cabinet. Unfortunately, the players…
Annihilation, Black Panther, Early Man, Fifty Shades Freed, Game Night, hostiles, June 2018, Paddington 2, Peter Rabbit, Red Sparrow, The 15:17 to Paris, The Vidiot, Winchester
Thor: Ragnarok Norse gods only answer prays containing key words, like, mead, wench or beheading. But if this action movie is to be…
Call Me By Your Name, Downsizing, I, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Justice League, Lady Bird, Pitch Perfect 3, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, The Disaster Artist, The Shape of Water, Thor: Ragnarok, Tonya, Vidiot
Murder on the Orient Express Most train slayings occur when tramps board a boxcar filled with drunken hobos. However, the…
Coco, Darkest Hour, Esq., Missouri, Murder on the Orient Express, Only the Brave, Roman J. Israel, Suburbicon, The Cloverfield Paradox, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Vidiot, Wonder
Goodbye Christopher Robin The hardest part of writing bedtime stories is constructing prose so boring it puts your audience…
American Made, Blade Runner 2049, Bright, Geostorm, Goodbye Christopher Robin, Happy Death Day, It, Jigsaw, Professor Marston and the Wonder Women, The Battle of the Sexes, The Snowman
The Mountain Between Us The real key to surviving the wild is getting an appetite for wolf meat. However, due…
American Assassin, Better Watch Out, Despicable Me 3, Detroit, Dunkirk, Flatliners, Home Again, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Mother!, The Hitman’s Bodyguard, The Mountain Between Us, Vidiot
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets The only difference between air and space travel are the amount of…
Atomic Blonde, Cars 3, Ingrid Goes West, Kidnap, Logan Lucky, The Babysitter, The Dark Tower, The Emoji Movie, The Glass Castle, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Vidiot, Wind River
By Christine Leonard CALGARY – Flushing out the old year like the holes in your favourite ball, Major Minor’s Christmas Punk…
Bring on the Storm, Forbidden Dimension, Frank Mona, Gratuitous Platypus, Julius Sumner Miller, Major Minor Music Project, Mohkinstsis Vol. 1, No More Moments, Paradise Lanes, Pizza Bath, Punk Rock Christmas Bowling YYC, School of Rock Calgary, Season’s Greetings Mohkinstsis Vol. 1, the Old Wives
