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5 years ago

VIDIOT – APRIL 2014

VIDIOT – APRIL 2014

Frozen Finally, Disney addresses the issues of their aging audience with this feature about poor blood circulation. Oops! Apparently this…

5 years ago

VIDIOT – MARCH 2014

VIDIOT – MARCH 2014

Thor: The Dark World The upside to being the God of Thunder is that you have a solid excuse every…

6 years ago

VIDIOT: FEBRUARY 2014

VIDIOT: FEBRUARY 2014

Captain Phillips The best part of being a sea captain is getting to preside over all those same-sex marriages between…

6 years ago

VIDIOT: JANUARY 2014

VIDIOT: JANUARY 2014

Prisoners It’s surprising a fat, unshaven old man would crawl down a chimney to give children toys and to not…

6 years ago

VIDIOT: DECEMBER 2013

VIDIOT: DECEMBER 2013

Man of Steel At last, Hollywood has decided to embrace the modern family dynamic with a super hero raised by…

6 years ago

VIDIOT – NOVEMBER 2013

VIDIOT – NOVEMBER 2013

The Heat If you’re a female who can endure catcalls, physical intimidation and sexual harassment on a daily basis, you’re…

6 years ago

VIDIOT: OCTOBER 2013

VIDIOT: OCTOBER 2013

World War Z The upside to fighting a war against zombies is their Navy and Air Force are utterly pathetic….

6 years ago

VIDIOT: AUGUST 2013

VIDIOT: AUGUST 2013

Trance The best way to protect art from thieves is to cover them with paintings of cigar-smoking olives in Martini…

6 years ago

VIDIOT: JULY 2013

VIDIOT: JULY 2013

Jack the Giant Slayer With the epithet Giant Slayer, this Jack character must sell ceiling fans for a living. Surprisingly,…

6 years ago

VIDIOT: JUNE 2013

VIDIOT: JUNE 2013

Beautiful Creatures To tell if witches have moved into your neighbourhood, just look for the drum circle of topless menopausal…